i have always wanted a pet turtle
On Nov 27, 2009, at 3:05 AM, lindsayexample45@aol.com wrote:
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Hello Lindsay example,
What a great name you have! I have always wanted a pet turtle that I would name Lindsay Example. How weird! It must be destiny that you emailed me!We are going to be great friends! I am so lonely.
How did you get my email address? What friend wanted me to go on a diet?I don’t really have any friends. So this must be a mistake. I am 5’6 and weigh 347 pounds.
I am happy with how I look and feel. I just wish I had more friends and a pet turtle. So I am not interested in the diet you sent me. But I would like to be your friend. Can we be friends Lindsay? I bet you are a lot like me. Kinda lonely. Why else would you be emailing strangers?
Oh, and My name is not Brent cox. But this is my email address. My name is Gerry. It is ok that you got my name wrong. You are probably in need of friends quickly and just typed it wrong in your hour of need.
Please get back to me right away!
Where do you live? I live in Utah. If you live close by, maybe we can meet at the applebees on route 42 in Fay next to the gas station that sells wigs and live gold fish. I am going to be there tomorrow. Around 4pm. I’ll be there until 10pm. Please come meet me in person. I’ll sit in the bar section and wear a yellow shirt. Or a pink shirt. Depends on which is clean.
Very happy to meet you!
Gerry Ribares
i pay way too much
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Hello,
Yes. I pay way too much for life insurance. Especially considering my life is worth nothing. Yup. Not a thing. I once thought it was worth a penny in USA money. But I was wrong.This guy named Bob once told me that I was worthless because I could not eat two hot dogs at once. This happened when I was five years old. That was a long time ago. I am now 43 and have been divorced twice because I don’t like camp fires. Do you like camp fires? I thought I did. But learned quickly that everytime I was around one I would pee in my underwear. Or jeans. Sometimes I wear jeans without any underwear. I just think it is more comfortable like that. Sometimes. I have three birds and a lizard. Can I still get life insurance when I am the parent of three birds? This woman Pam told me that life insurance is harder to get when you are a bird owner. Also, I am not Brent Cox. But can I still get the insurance? I sure like to go swimming in the summer.Please let me know if you find my life valuable enough to insure. I understand if you think the birds and swimming make me inelligible. You are so nice!
Frank Long
